Ready?

This is me.

surprisebitch:

she literally embodies the idea of determination and fierceness

(Source: alesusknowles, via monsterandunicorn)

snk-potato-girl:

capitolpurebloodwithatardis221b:

idiotbh:

Amsterdam? more like Amsterdamn

image

He’s like a cross between Zac Efron and Jensen Ackles 

I don’t know how but
I can see it

(via monsterandunicorn)

clamjob:

im taking a bath and did u know penises float because i didnt

(via monsterandunicorn)

madehimsaycomfychairs:

atelierevzimus:

continueplease:

konoto:

whatthefawxblogs:

dek-says-so:

cute-bird-dad:

cauda-pavonis:

pronouncedlab-eth:

lcheeseboy:

I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

ROBO-DILDO.

you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

Dildobot

Edward Dildo-arms

DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK

(via monsterandunicorn)

kissingandcoffee:

sneakyfeets:

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK

you mean to tell me

that there was a god damn CUT OPEN BOOB

IN SURGERY

AND BOYS WERE STILL SEXUALISING IT

FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DOES NO ONE SEE HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS

(via monsterandunicorn)

ohgodbenny:

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SHUSH, BILBO?

(via becauseitsrandom)

sherlockedinthesuperwho:

loganmcowen:

loganmcowen:

I was feeling paranoid about that dark entrance to the other room so I made this to make myself feel less paranoid

Thank you Joj for taking the screenshots

Look at all the notes little ghost friend got!!!

THIS IS SO INSPIRING

(via monsterandunicorn)

smellsliketeenagebullshit:

smellsliketeenagebullshit:

smellsliketeenagebullshit:

So my friend is flying from JFK to Cali today and look who she saw at the airport

Update: I’m trying to get her to talk to them but she’s too scared. What should she say?

MOTHERFUCKING UPDATE: SHE DID IT, SHE FUCKING DID IT!

(via monsterandunicorn)

-Who are you pretending to be?

-Bruce Wayne, eccentric billionaire.

(Source: thorlokid, via becauseitsrandom)

ins-pired:

50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pajamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off of glass tables while dancing to the weeknd’s music

and yet i am neither of these girls

(Source: acid-in-wonderland, via monsterandunicorn)

swayzepatrick:

fabootheenigma:

grodus:

i like this one

For a second I was expecting something different and was really enraged

fucking bless whoever made this

swayzepatrick:

fabootheenigma:

grodus:

i like this one

For a second I was expecting something different and was really enraged

fucking bless whoever made this

(via lord-of-doom)