WHO THE FUCK IS WRITING THESE AND WHY DO THEY THINK THEY CAN PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THIS?
I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF
BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE
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when u type ;) instead of :)
oh my god i just realized what’s so dumb about people being like “why would you want to watch people play video games if you could just play them yourself”
you fucking idiots watch sports on the television shut the fuck up
i write sins not shopping receipts
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”
I CHIME WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO
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